Tropical Vitality (Limited Edition)

Tropical Vitality is more than just a tropical / Hawaiian style bowling Jersey. It’s your disguise, maybe even your strategy. No one ever suspects the guy wearing the tropical jersey to bowl a 300. Yet there you are, hiding in plain site. Sporting your new Tropical Approach Limited Edition Jersey, you are ready to dominate.

Like a beacon of light that illuminates the darkness of a moon lit bowling alley, your appearance is blinding. You greet your opponent while waving in the bartender as if you were an airport ramp marshal directing the movements of a 747. You order a Pineapple Margarita, while speaking loud enough for your opponent to hear. You catch him grinning to himself as he sits down with the visible confidence your’re about to shatter. Then it happens,. Strike, after strike, after strike.

Lets be honest though, if you’re wearing this jersey there’s a good chance you also enjoy Pineapple Pizza, Jimmy Buffet tunes and flip flops. Hell, you’d bowl in flip flops if they’d let you. Life is your vacation, bowling is your profession, Tropical is your Vitality .